coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents
be like cat paws
very nice, very soft, very squishy,
but when threatened?
"Yo is that present for me?"
do you understand the way he’s looking at her? The BasedGod seriously loves Madoka. There is no convincing me otherwise. Even though Madoka says she is not beautiful and not talented, Lil B sees the person she can’t. And this, ladies and gentlemen, is true love. People now a days can learn a thing or two from them…
if you thought this was a joke you’re wrong
Because you make me laugh
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
Wishing you were here…
list of cool things to call me (not cute)